Hmmn Etsy you say. I didn't think of that. Thanks Hestey that's a great idea! I could actually make money off those evil things!
Last year I got the fantastic idea to wire them and make garlands for the house. We had them strung up everywhere: on the deck, the rafters around the entire house, the fireplace and everyone else that visited thought they looked soooo great. Whenever I looked at them all I could see was holey gloves and bleeding fingers and hours of cursing the stinkin pinecones!
Every time i see in fancy stores those turkeys or owls or trees made by stripping them and gluing the pieces to styrofoam I think "man I could make a killing selling those" but if you've ever tried actually wrestling with them you'd know it gets old (and painful) real fast. My home backs to forest and my house is surrounded. I will gladly trade soap lessons for all the pinecones you can haul. Bring a big truck!