
I laughed and laughed - ya'll MUST live in the city! Out here if I don't make the bed we have a "snowball" of events:
If you leave the bed unmade, the dog WILL crawl up in it to get cozy as soon as you turn your back...
Once the dog crawls in between the sheets, a stray flea or 2 WILL make themselves at home in your nice cozy bed....
Said dog will leave a few bits and pieces of stray hay, poison oak leaves and lets not forget plain old dirt from her morning walk in the sheets, as she NEVER wipes her feet when she comes inside!
The dog will vacate the bed when she hears you shout her name in a ticked off tone...
You will forget about the "bed crusties" as we call them here, when she makes her "sad face" and give her lovin' and pettin' and tell her you didn't mean to be so cross...
That night you will crawl into bed, feeling the lovely sand between your toes and legs - like the beach right? maybe you will even hear the ocean between the pillows! - and THEN if you are lucky she will NOT have been near any poison oak...if you are unlucky...you will begin to itch...and itch....and SCRATCH in your sleep....as she has left her poisonous itchy plant oils and sometime even the odd bit or two of it there for you as well. (She can't help that the BEST place to potty outside is in the poison oak...it just is)
So bed bugs be darned, I try to keep the bed made and the dog off the furniture! Or at least I toss ti together so she can't crawl up in between the sheets when I'm not looking.

We NEVER ever had that issue in the city...course we had things like concrete and no noxious itchy plants there....and Ming has a TALENT for dragging stuff into the bed like dirt and even the occasional pet lizard she has found (geckos are her favorite)...
On second thought maybe my house is dirtier than I would like to believe right?