Teach Soap

Well it's that time of year again. They keep sending messages trying this same ol trick! Be aware...Do Not send them stuff, they DONT order from ya. Here is the message;
Hello,
My name is Joshua and I am writing to see if it is possible to request some samples of your most popular or your favorite items to try and test. I am planning on placing a large online order for a large Holiday event I am hosting and cannot warrant doing so without trying first. Is this possible? I would like to see the quality first hand. I hope to hear from you soon and hope you are able to send me some product to acquire feedback on before placing my order. Thank you very much and have a wonderful day.

Joshua Hamann
12988 D Plaza
Omaha NE
68144

Tell him to send you $20 for the samples and when he places that large order you will deduct it. You will never hear from him again.

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Irena
Closed minds are like faulty parachutes; they refuse to open.

That is great, think I'll do that.

Hrm... thinking I might go scoop up that dead huntsman spider out the back and post it off.

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The Soapinatrix! *whip-crack*
- Posting the trials and tribulations of my Soaping Journey!

Eeeek! Those are GINORMOUS spiders!!! One tapped my little bro on the shoulder when he was in Oz. He screamed like a girl and ran away. Then they told him it was just a baby. Yipes?

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~~Heather~~
Mad [soaping] Scientist

Nah not really...





Besides, you can hear the sound of their army boots clunking when they are coming near you, so you're always safe.

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The Soapinatrix! *whip-crack*
- Posting the trials and tribulations of my Soaping Journey!

Irena you are so clever! Great suggestion!
As for the spider I am NOT a fan!! LOL Made me shudder and my head start tingling when I saw the picture.

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Lisa
“What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul” ~ Yiddish proverb

That looks kind of like a wolf spider. We used to have tarantulas (my DH gave me one for our engagement...he's such a romantic!)

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Linda
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but they sure have some great ideas!

Huntsman's are relatively harmless. They have a nasty bite if you harass them, but they generally just leave you alone if you leave them alone. My grandma used to have one living in her house for years... that was, until I spotted it haha.

The only thing I don't like about them, is when they get spooked, they tend to run AT you, not away from you.

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The Soapinatrix! *whip-crack*
- Posting the trials and tribulations of my Soaping Journey!

OMG! That thing is hideous! I would run out of my house screaming at the top of my lungs if I saw something like that in my house.

I am not looking! I am not looking!

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Irena
Closed minds are like faulty parachutes; they refuse to open.

Hehe!! I wish I could find the picture of my hand up against the inside glass or one on our sliding door. It was the size of my hand!

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The Soapinatrix! *whip-crack*
- Posting the trials and tribulations of my Soaping Journey!

The huntsman spider was used in the movie Arachnophobia, because they are not poisonous..Ahh, I miss having to scream at the top of lungs when I pulled the sun-visor down and one would drop in my lap.

I have a picture somewhere of a standard wall clock (10 inch face) with 8 hairy legs sticking out around it. The caption is "find the huntsman". Umm.. no thanks! Though I'd take those any day to the scorpions! My bro got up off his deck chair (in Oz) and found a wee scorpion was under his butt the entire time! And with scorpions the smaller they are, the more venomous their sting. He thoroughly checked his chairs after that!

And for some reason my arachnophobia stops as the spiders get larger. I actually like tarantulas. But a wolf spider or garden spider moves towards me and I scream EEK! Stupid reaction, gets me teased a lot, but it is subconscious!

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~~Heather~~
Mad [soaping] Scientist