Teach Soap

......your fingers were more like prunes before soaking in a hot tub for an hour.

Poor DaveW...
You need to make yourself some nice, moisturizing hand lotion or a salve. You can PM me for a really easy hand salve (no cornmeal, I promise!)

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Linda
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but they sure have some great ideas!

Hmmmmm.... should we ask what you were doing prior to the hot tub????

........ you finally splurge on the european convertible, but you have to drive it with the top up, because the cool breeze makes your knees hurt.

....And thanks Linda, but I am afraid moisturizing is not what I need any more.

Haha! I got my first sunroof in college. In February. In a very cold winter. Of course I drove to school with the top open

You know you are getting old when....

...you look forward to the weekends because you'll have more time for SLEEP, not partying!

You know you are getting old when ....

... you smile when you think about being old.

.....when all of your junk mail comes from AARP, Life Alert, and the Scooter Store.

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Linda
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but they sure have some great ideas!

.... when you can remember every detail of your favorite soap recipe, but can't remember what you ate for dinner.....an hour ago.

A truly satisfying weekend involved things like, painting walls, reventing dryers, insulating a water heater, and installing a ceiling fan. The downside to the weekend was staying out too late with friends and the fact that it takes a week to recover!

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Linda
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but they sure have some great ideas!

.... when you realize that your favorite band has been together for 37 years.

Or when you realize kids nowadays have to have been born 20 years AFTER you graduated high school to be old enough to be in the casino where I currently work (they have to be 21).

When after an hour of convincing your children how fun snowboarding is you attempt to show them and after 10 ft. crash into something and suddenly remember why you haven't done it in twenty years. Fortunately they did not think that was cool so I probably won't have to take them again for a few years.