Teach Soap

you make homemade alfredo sauce and you wonder how much longer you're going to have to stir to get to trace

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Carrie
Wife to my Best Friend and Homeschool mom to 7 beautiful gifts

I've done that with vanilla pudding today.

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Irena
Closed minds are like faulty parachutes; they refuse to open.

I've been making SO much M&P lately for my first market, and yesterday I made spaghetti for lunch. Waiting for the last dregs of sauce to drip out of the pot slooooowly, I reached for the rubbing alcohol and sprayed. (I do that to get the last dregs of soap to move quicker out of the plastic jug). Thankfully I realised and pulled the pot back before it hit my lunch!

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The Soapinatrix! *whip-crack*
- Posting the trials and tribulations of my Soaping Journey!

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Carrie
Wife to my Best Friend and Homeschool mom to 7 beautiful gifts

Haha!!! That's a great one! I just see EVERYTHING as a soap mold, or a soap utensil of some sort.

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~~Heather~~
Mad [soaping] Scientist

Soapus Dei and the Prayer for the Latherati.

The Sacred Garments of the Latherati shalt covereth ye from head to toe.
Ye shall be humble in the presence of Lye and shield your eyes from its sparkling magnificence.
Thou shalt anoint thy scepter, thy stick blender in the holy oils and combine with the blessed fragrance.
Pray all ye lambs, for trace and the holy warmth of a complete gel.

And when ye, the pilgrims of the Latherati, go forth to spread the word and share the goodness of your labors, fear not the ignorant and heathen, who will peeve you off.
They shalt be recognized by the faithful by the arse hats they clappeth upon their heads.

Saponifaction upon you all.

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Irena
Closed minds are like faulty parachutes; they refuse to open.

That is hilarious! Perhaps we should recite this before every batch.....or at least the more difficult ones......
Definitely a favorite! Where did you find that? Did you compose it yourself????????

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Carrie
Wife to my Best Friend and Homeschool mom to 7 beautiful gifts

Ha! Irena you rock!

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~~Heather~~
Mad [soaping] Scientist

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Irena
Closed minds are like faulty parachutes; they refuse to open.

Love it!

You know you're a soap addict when you screech your car to a halt at every garage/estate sale sign so you can roll down the window and ask things like, "Do you have any cookie cutters, or crock pots, or candy molds?"

The first time I saw this commercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnpEjLCXjh0

My first thought was, "What pretty swirls they've done!"



Anita

You know you are addicted to soap when the merlot in the frig that you use to make tomato sauce with is confiscated for a batch of soap!

Irena I love your poem!

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~bytheSEAsoap~ Mella bythesea, bythesea, bythebeautiful sea

海の皂

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Irena
Closed minds are like faulty parachutes; they refuse to open.

...your oven always smells like fragrance oils when you turn it on...

Great poem, Irena.

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Linda
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but they sure have some great ideas!