So, I'm perusing the local flea market, trying to figure out what the best spot would be, and I come across a "soap vendor". Two chicks, one maybe mid twenties, the other who looks like she thinks she's in her mid-twenties but is probably late 30's, early 40's. She smokes...that will come into play later...
They have naked, stamped soaps. They smell like cheap bathroom freshener, or hotel soap. Funny, because the one lady says their friend makes soap for "a local hotel" and he "gives them the extras he doesn't want,so we come here and sell them for cheap". I'd say the bars are 5 oz, for $2/ea. They have stacks and stacks on what looks like industrial dish palettes...you know, like restaurants use?
It's obvious these girls know nothing about soap. They don't have an ingredient list. The one assures me that she's "Seen him make it...and it's all natural stuff that goes in it..." and even the pineapple one (pineapple? this is supposed to be PINEAPPLE???) she's seen him "shuck an actual pineapple to put in there..." It's a very smooth yellow soap...no pulp, no freckles, nothing. I know better. Wouldn't pineapple rot? But they're convincing to the average joe I guess.
So, I go through and smell one bad soap after another...and each time, what do I get a whiff of? CIGARETTE SMOKE! I get to the end...and there's one that smells pretty good. Burt's Bees minty shampoo bar.

Somehow "their friend" got a hold of some, or something, so they snapped up on it...
When I asked about the ingredient list, I mention I don't like lard in soap. Then she says (wait for it...)
"LYE? No....we don't have any lye in our soap....nooooooo way! We'd never bring soap that has lye in it. Some people ask for it, but we say no...do you know what's in that stuff? Lye soap is made with oils..." and I say, "But lard?" Cigarette girl: "No, no lard...i've seen...blah blah blah...."
So, I'm thinking "their friend" does M&P. I don't know why anyone would "Give away" easily 100# of soap. It wasn't dinged up, or ugly in any way besides the poor fragrance. I did ask how often they were there though, and it looks like every other weekend. So, guess who will be there NEXT weekend?
