Don't feel too bad ladies. The gremlins clipped me today too, but not the point of a flaming oven this time. Just a very nasty accelerating goat milk soap. I think it was a combination of the milk, kaolin clay, and one or both of the BB Carnation FO sample and the BB Rosehip Jasmine. The batter turned into spackle with two pulses of the stick blender, and when the evil eye didn't bring it into submission, the beat-down began. While beating in the colorants and smacking it into the mold, I yelled, "It's either you, or me, and it ain't gonna be me!" It's currently sulking in the clear silicone mold and doing its best to heat up in the fridge right now, and it would have been deep-sixed in the freezer if I had any room. Very glad it was just a two-pound test batch. How can something that smells so good be so ill-behaved?
goodcleanfun - I cringed when I read about the rice bran oil on your wood floor!

Did you put down kitty litter to soak the worst of it up first? That may be worth a call to a flooring company for advice.
sherwoor - don't give up on your soap yet. It may not look the way you envisioned, but you might have something you'll like once it's unmolded and cut. I had a batch accelerate on me a few weeks ago that dashed my grand design plans, but I really liked the result. It would just be nice to skip the excitement of unexpected acceleration to get the same result.
As for my rebatch, I discovered the superfat error right after I made the soap and started writing my notes. With 0 superfat, it was going to be some strong stuff. I think I actually moaned out loud when I saw that number on the recipe. I'll never understand how that happened either. I could have either had really pretty and fragrant floor soap or rebatched it into something more suited to human skin. I opted for rebatch practice and although it's butt-ugly, it's the best soap I ever used in my life. Really, it looks like something my old cat choked up every morning. Go figure, huh?
